Taekwondo Moms

I've discovered something worse than 'Soccer Moms' (I know- I'm shocked too- I didn't think it could get any worse): Taekwondo Moms. These bitches have ZERO consideration for anyone else besides themselves- and it seems to cascade across to other Taekwondo Moms and even their own Taekwondo-enrolled children!

Our office is next-door to a Taekwondo "studio", and as if our complexes parking lot wasn't terrible to begin with- these bitches seem to actually think that they own it. They park wherever- and however they please. And of course they all drive over-sized "F.U."V's, which makes maneuvering around the lot amongst these penile-deficiency compensation vehicles such a joy.

In the mornings- the "studio" opens for some sort of aerobic program (likely for these Taekwondo Moms), which automatically means they play some kind of high-energy/high-BPM dance music AS LOUD AS THEY POSSIBLY CAN- because apparently the rest of the complex needs to hear what they're doing... because they're just soooo much cooler than the rest of us.
So here I am, sitting in my office, attempting to focus on getting a project done- unable to because of the din of 'boom-boom-boom-boom' coming through the wall.

A part of me so badly wants to use a little social engineering with this place. Like waiting until all the Taekwondo Mom's show up to drop off their "precious little angels" in the evening- and sit in the parking lot in my car- blasting some of the nastiest, raunchiest, most offensive gangsta rap I can get ahold of.

Fuck I hate the 'burbs.